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BEFORE REQUESTING SONGS, MAKING COMMENTS OR
ASKING QUESTIONS OF THE D.J., PLEASE CHECK BELOW FOR YOUR REQUEST

1 - PLAY SOMETHING GOOD... SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!!!!! The D.J. has to play for more than one person--- so what you hate may be another’s favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another.

2 - HEY, MAN, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS !!!!!! It is NOT advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed
( but some people do anyway)!! HOWEVER even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement.

3 -EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT!!! Oh, sure... you polled everybody here and, as their spokesperson, you’re requesting the song

4 -PLAY SOMETHING WITH A “BEAT”, NOT THIS STUFF!!!! BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played here that don’t have some sort of a BEAT!!!

5 -EVERYBODY WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!!! The D.J. won’t. I guess that blows a hole in that theory!!!!

6 -I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANNA HEAR... WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It’s a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the D.J. to recite the names of every record in his collection of 2,500 CD’s.

7 -IF YOU HAVE NOT MADE A REQUEST!!!! Then DON’T complain about the style of music playing!!!!!

8-I DON’T KNOW THE NAME OR WHO SINGS IT, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS. PLEASE don’t sing it for the D.J. He has to put up with smoke-filled rooms, drunks, boyfriends, husbands and dangerous decibel levels all night. Do him a favor and DON’T give him a rendition of the lost song.

9-I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!!! The ONLY people who can get away with that statement -- writes the D.J.’s paycheck or females that nibbles on the D.J.’s ear.

10 -I CAN GET LUCKY IF YOU PLAY IT!!!!Why settle for one night? Buy the album and get lucky for a whole month!!!

SOME ASSORTED THINGS NOT TO SAY

If you ask for a song and the D.J. says he just played it,

DON’T SAY “Well. I just got here.” It makes absolutely no difference.

DON’T SAY, “Is this the only kind of music you play? If you ask for a song.

BE SPECIFIC. DON’T SAY “I wanna hear something... anything but this!”

HOWEVER if you are specific and the D.J. says he doesn’t have that song.

DON’T SAY “What?!? What do you mean you don’t have it?

What kind of D.J. are you? Why don’t you get into the wonderful world of fast food!

You obviously don’t know what you’re doing as a D.J.”

---------------- HE MAY SHOOT YOU !!!!!!

Private D.J.’s gets very little respect. They are expected to play everything for

everybody. It is impossible to satisfy all of the people all the time, yet private

jocks are expected to do just that. If a RADIO jock tells his listeners a song is

a hit, the majority of the people figure it must be “because they said so on the

radio.” However, 80% of the time that same song was being played at a dance

long before the radio DISCOVERED the NEW song. So give the D.J. a break!

The next time you request a song, stop and THINK before you speak.